Without an Anchor

Mom swap is on tv while i’m doing homework, and this one family is a white rastafarian family.

And I swear to god if I hear the phrase “Jah will provide” one more time I will help the mom they swapped with stab him in the face.

Also this family has reminded me that Rastafarianism is totes sexist. ‘essential’ gender roles and what not.

the mom is cool but man, i’m gonna punch that dad in his face with his really nasty dreadlocks. dude if you’re going to talk about how your locks are your power, why don’t you like, make them look nice? you do know that you can roll them and like, care for them right? right?